Mothers
#MojitoMom pushed
#SerialKillerMom to
a sick #DanceMomBrawl

Mothers II
#BathtubMom scrubs down
#MomInTrunk, while #MouthyMom
shrieks #WhoKilledDaddy

Antichrist
#BoxesOfBabies
Inside the old #HouseOfSnakes
Hark! The #SoundsOfDeath

A Fun Night
#PotheadPrincess meets
#PervyGranny, #KillerNun:
Ends in #DwarfSexSting

Boobs
What #CleavageComplaint?
Oh, this #BreastMilkXRay shows
Too much #BreastAndBeer

T-Pain's Lament
Pricey #StripperBill
#PotToBlame — high, took her to
#BurgerKingBaby 

Sexting Gone Wrong
You want #PervyPics?
Here's a #CreepySelfie of
a #ButtToDieFor

Tween Rumors
Heard #OneDirection
Got into a #SchoolBusBrawl
Niall was #LeftToDie

Honest Mistake
Wrongly #BilledForSex
When I just took #WillSmith out
for #KillerPancakes

Nancy
Watch Nancy Grace and
You'll want to #DrinkTillYouDie
She says, #GoodnightFriend

 

Gabriella Paiella writes (and tweets) from Brooklyn. Yes, her name rhymes.